SO GOFFIC!

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"I am the puppy master. I control the puppies." - jhonen vasquez

i'm so goth that i SAT IN TAR IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

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i'm so goff dat i shopz @ hawt toppik end gess whut GERARD WAY IZ AD MAJOR FUUKIN HAWTEEH END H IZ MAIN BIRZTfriedchickenHES. so der

im so goth that no one understands me epically when i say AHHFTDGGWG@@!!

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runs to the safety of own mind

I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"

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I have fangs,one red eye,claws,and i wear nothing but black.I hate the sun or any kind of bright light.i sleep during day and im up all night.sometimes i don't even sleep at all.I even wear spiked dog collars.I love spiders blood and the color black.For fun,I lock my little 10-year old cousin up in my closet(which is full of spiders,my cousin hates them)and stand next to the door listening to the pitiful,tortured screams.Sometimes when i'm pissed,i even beat up my family members.I no longer believe god exists,and i consider satan my best friend.I presume I'm goth?
(or maybe i'm just evil)




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Shhh......I've escaped from the insane asylum again......

i'm so goth that I own a pet shoulder-raven.

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I'm so goth I've used black soap.

(which works really well actually)

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Make your mark..

Im so goth I shit black metal

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"I look forward to killing you soon!"

I'm so goth that my eyeliner wears eyeliner.

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I sometimes poo in toilets.
_{Mouths count as toilets right?}